Hey guys, five months old here and lovin' every minute of it!
I've recently discovered my toes, delightful! Why didn't I think of this sooner. Oh, the last five months wasted on expensive state-of-the-art toys, when I had my ten little buddies all along! Ahh, I suppose you live and learn!
Now I haven't given up all those toys just yet. See this picture? Yes, yes I know you're distracted by that dashing smile, but look at what's in the hands...my favorite plastic flower. I know you might be thinking girly man, but hear me out! I'm sensitive in the 'cool guy way'. Not only do I love to chew on plastic flowers but I spend lots of time crying too. Mom tells me it's good to be acquainted with flowers and tears since I'll need the skills for the future wife someday.
Speaking skills, I'm working to develop this one daily...teasing my sister. Pulling her hair often seems to be doing the trick.
They've finally started giving me some real food around here. Yum...rice cereal, it sure hits the spot! I took the spoon out of moms hands straight away. Can't believe she thinks I can't do it myself! A little rice up the nose, in the ears, and down the pants never hurt anyone. The big sis decided she wanted to participate. Mom told her that if she wanted to feed me, she was going to have to eat some herself. As you can see she's not down with rice. Now during my meal time she sits next to Mom and pretends to feed her stuffed shark.
Well that's it for now. I should start practicing that sensitive stuff again. Time for Tears!
Yours Truly,
G-man
