2007 Sock Olympics

Welcome to all those folks around the globe tuning in to see the results of this year's 2007 Sock Olympics. I want to draw your attention to the favorite for this year's competition, Kinsley Kristine Sorensen, weighing in at 27.325lb and at a towering height of 33.5 inches. Kinsley has proved herself a formidable competitor. In an exhibition match last month in grease (scheduled in Greece, but because of passport limitations, she only traveled as far as the kitchen), she really got her hands dirty and showed what she was capable of. Check out her profile below:
Kinsley's warm up routine this year has brought her considerable strength. Last year at this same time she wouldn't have been able to do this, but you can tell her practice has paid off.
Kinsley is known for her fierce competitiveness. Note the opponent that she has subdued (he is underneath her foot). Poor Mr. Potato Head never had a chance. He didn't see it coming (he didn't have eyes in at the time).







When it comes to putting on an intimidating game face, Kinsley has perfected this strategy. One look at her snarling glare makes teddy bears, dolls and ducks in the park tremble (all ferocious competitors).








The best part of Kinsley's performance is her form. Look at how simple she makes throwing socks look. Such grace, such fluidity, such....I think we need to change her diaper.